RICHARDSON, natalia joelle

[Natalia Richardson]

natalia joelle richardson
is here for your entertainment!

so hot
can we pick up the pace?
out the box
"So, tell me about yourself. What's your name? Any story behind it? How old are you? Do you have any nicknames? "

"My full name is, unfortunately, Natalia Joelle Richardson. See, my mom went through this whole Russian phase when she was pregnant with me, and some place between Anna Karenina and Dr. Zhivago, she fell in love with the name Natalya. When she tried to convince my dad to let them name their kid Natalya Anna Richardson, my dad put his foot down for the first time in their marriage. My mom totally wears the pants in that relationship, by the way. However he did manage to get her to agree to a more normal spelling, which was Natalia. And then, in honour of his sister, my middle name ended up being Joelle. Anyways, I just turned sixteen. So, I usually go by Nat. It started in first grade, when my teacher went around asking kids their names and what they wanted to be called, like Kathryn turned into Katie and Elizabeth went by Liz. See, I was still in denial about being named Natalia because it was exotic and Lima, Ohio, is not exactly exotic. Plus how many first graders can pronounce Natalia? Right. So when. Mrs. Greystone asked me what my name was I said 'Natalie.' and she was like, "Well, it says on here that it's Natalia, sweetie," and because I was a stubborn child and hated being condescended to, I said, "It's Nat, then." And it stuck. So don't even think about calling me Natalia."

close your eyes
and let me into your soul
not your mind

"Fabulous. Now, what's your personality like? Are you the punk bitch or the sweetheart, or a mixture of both?"[/size]

"I guess I could go all Sammi from Jersey Shore on you and say that I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, which wouldn't be untrue. My stepdad Gary is always telling me that I have attitude issues and even calls me 'you little bitch' but I treat him the way he treats me. Which is crappy, by the way. I'm a Cheerio, making me popular by default, so yeah, I guess you could say I have a chip on my shoulder. But I was a geek once so I do kind of know what it's like. Being a Cheerio isn't easy, you know. Sue has us on crazy diets and exercise routines and when I'm not sore, I'm hungry. I hang out with the popular kids, and I guess I'm flirty and stuff. I don't have a steady boyfriend and I don't feel the need to resort to being a whore like Santana, so I'm usually single.

I can be nice and sadly, I'm probably one of the nicer cheerleaders. I stay out of the mean pranks and don't humiliate losers much. I'm not a slut except at dances, and I don't let any guy into my pants. I do my best to not be bitchy, but I can't help my sarcasm and attitude. Actually, I can, I just don't reign it in as much as I could. See, I'm competitive and if you're nice to everyone, then you get walked all over, the way I see it. So you have to be mean to get to the top. That's all I'm trying to do."

take the pain
i'm the master of both
take the pleasure
"Now, can you tell me some of your likes and dislikes, and perhaps a bit explaining?"

"Let's go over my likes first, shall we? I like being a Cheerio. It gives me power over others, plus popularity. Considering I was once a total geek, this is a good thing. I like not eating. Being hungry makes me feel good. It makes me slimmer, which makes Coach Sylvester happy. And honestly, we can't afford to not make her happy. I like singing, although I never would admit that. I'd love to be a Glee kid, but being a cheerleader gets me places that being a Gleek doesn't. Like not being slushied, for instance. If I were a Gleek, I'd go from the slushier to the slushied. And that is so not happening. I like sports besides just cheerleading, but seeing as I have little free time, I don't play any other sports.

My dislikes are quite a few: food, because it makes me fat, Sue Sylvester because she's a bitch and a slave driver and I can't stand her. I hate my stepdad, Gary, because he's a creep and doesn't get me in any way. I sort of hate my mom for marrying him. I hate myself for not having more self esteem and not having the discipline to start eating right, but hey, when Coach Sylvester says, 'Jump' we say, 'How high?' I have so many more hates but I'm trying to be more positive. I don't know why the hell I am listening to the guidance counselor, but if I don't there will be 'repercussions.' Like rehab. Which I am not doing."

do you know what you got to do
'cause it's about to get rough for you
can you handle what i'm about to do
"Now that that's over with, what's your life been like so far? Anything interesting happen? Anything bad happen?"

"I was born September 15th, 1994, to Edith and Derek Richardson. They'd always had a troubled relationship, and my dad left when I was almost eight. We were close and so it was traumatizing to me. After he left, I took up figure skating in an attempt to be graceful and glamourous like the girls on TV. I got pretty good. While I was busy off in iceland, my mom dated a few guys. I won competitions, stacked up the medals, and started taking ballet and gymnastics. All the while I was maintaining geek status by doing homework, being a brain, and getting straight As, because yes, I was born with a brain.

My mom met Gary when I was thirteen. They got married a year later. I never liked Gary; he was weird and creepy and didn't seem to like me much either. Plus, he wasn't a father figure, which in retrospect, was what I needed. By the time I was fifteen, I was a cheerleader, meaning that I dropped skating, doubtless making my rivals happy. Gary made a lot of creepy sexual comments like, "Are you sure that outfit's appropriate? I've seen plenty of upskirts today already!" I mean, who says 'upskirt' besides weird middle-aged men? Either way, my mom was kind of blind. So after a while and a few more gross comments, I stopped bringing friends around and spent time at their houses.

A little over a year ago, we were doing our weigh-ins and Sue called me to her office to have a 'chat'. Then, she told me I'd gained two pounds. I knew it was just muscle but what Sue says, we do. So she put me on a diet of shakes and SlimFast. I lost those two pounds, and then I lost a few more, and a few more. See, I'd always been slim, hence always being on top of pyramids and the one being thrown, and now I was dropping pounds left right and center. Obviously, Sue no longer thought I was fat, but told me to stay on the diet just in case, so I did. After a few months, I was obsessed with my image, and with counting calories in food. Lunch and breakfast were usually either nothing or a shake, and supper was usually chicken with a salad or vegetables. I guess you could call m anorexic, but I don't think so. I'm down to about 90 lbs now and it feels great. Sometimes I get dizzy or pass out, but that's rare and besides, it's happened to all of us, because Sue works us that hard. I just don't want to become fat again.

When Quinn got kicked off the squad, Santana and Brittany stepped up to fill her place, meaning I got bumped up a few positions. I don't know how I feel about Quinn: the president of the celibacy club and head cheerleader shouldn't be sleeping around, but if she wants to ruin her life, that's fine with me. "

don't trip
that i'm 'bout to display
off the glitz
"Interesting... Now, do you mind telling me which school you go to and what activities you're in? Oh, and what would you be labeled as?"

"I'm a Cheerio at McKinley. I've considered joining Glee Club, but I think that might lose me my position on the squad."

it's alright
baby, i'm in control
you'll be fine
"You must be really busy. So, I'm just curious, what's your sexuality? Are you single?"

"I'm strictly heterosexual. I have nothing against gays; they can do whatever. Oh, and I'm currently single... and looking."

turn it up
i need to be entertained
heat it up
"Okay, duly noted. Now, do you have any secrets? My lips are sealed - for a while."

"I guess my whole weight loss/exercise obsession is a secret, because my mom would flip if she found out."

push the limit
baby are you afraid?
are you with it
"Everyone's scared of something. What are you afraid of?"

"I am terrified of heights. Not heights as in being thrown as a Cheerio or anything, but bridges, huge rocks... those things scare me. I'm also afraid that I'll hurt myself cheerleading and not be able to go back to it, because Sue would never allow a hurt Cheerio back on the squad.

This may sound odd, but I'm scared of food poisoning. Don't ask why, but I am.

Clown scare me. A lot. I mean, my cousins and I watched It when I was like ten and ever since then, I've been majorly creeped out."

oh, i bet you thought that i was soft and sweet
well i'm about to turn up the heat
you thought an angel swept you off your feet
"We want to know more, more, more about you (the roleplayer). Are you the girl kicking the coke machine? Anyways, what's your name? How old are you? How many characters do you play? How long have you been roleplaying? Oh, and is there a password you want to mention?"

"I'm Anna, the admin. 'Nuff said about contacts."

no escaping when i start
there's no way to ring the alarm
once i'm in i own your heart
"Wonderful. We'll review your answers shortly. Now, it's time to give some credit to the person who coded this."

"'Ello world. The super awesome Anna ELECTRIC !? of caution made this, so please keep this credit on and don't claim this as your own. Thanks. Also, the lyrics are from Adam Lambert's song 'For Your Entertainment', which she does not own. The colours are inspired by Jam Robot on colourlovers."

[Anna]